Saw a 1500-year-old church/mosque/museum, walked for miles (kilometers), drank Nescafé from a can, ate lunch beneath a photo of Anthony Bourdain, didn’t drink enough water, burned my shoulders, bought some souvenirs, started planning my next visit. Istanbul, you beautiful monster. (at Ayasofya)

Saw a 1500-year-old church/mosque/museum, walked for miles (kilometers), drank Nescafé from a can, ate lunch beneath a photo of Anthony Bourdain, didn’t drink enough water, burned my shoulders, bought some souvenirs, started planning my next visit. Istanbul, you beautiful monster. (at Ayasofya)

Peace out, France. You’ve been unbelievably lovely.

Peace out, France. You’ve been unbelievably lovely.

Little town, it’s a quiet village… (at Castelnau-De-Montmiral, Midi-Pyrenees, France)

Little town, it’s a quiet village… (at Castelnau-De-Montmiral, Midi-Pyrenees, France)

View from the patio off my bedroom for the next few days. Paris, I love you.

View from the patio off my bedroom for the next few days. Paris, I love you.

God knows I love you, DQ, but this “S apostrophe M O R E” commercial jingle nonsense needs to go die.

This doesn’t fix everything, but it fixes a lot of things.

humansofnewyork:

"He got one of the lead roles in his school production of Hairspray. I got a little mixed up and told everyone my son was playing the lead role in Hair. Turns out that Hair is the name of a play with naked people."

humansofnewyork:

"He got one of the lead roles in his school production of Hairspray. I got a little mixed up and told everyone my son was playing the lead role in Hair. Turns out that Hair is the name of a play with naked people."

Sometimes you need to get a little drunk with people who have seen you go through big transitions in your life to remind yourself that you’re not the worst/people in general are not the worst.

Things I Say While Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going the speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/